[ It’s a fluke because Sandor had sat down on a moment before the woman appears, swoops down and steals a kiss from him. An act that happens so quickly that he barely has a chance to register what happened before he pulls back to stare at her. He has no idea who she is, so what... ]
[Feel special, Sandor. Feel ever so privileged. Or something. As Daisy isn't really moving out of his space (not encroaching, exactly, but not not doing that either), it's clear that Sir Grumpy Cat's grumpiness isn't deterring her.]
Though really, is that honestly the weirdest thing to happen to you here?
[ But the look on his face says otherwise because, hello Daisy, it's not normal for pretty women to come up and kiss him out of the blue. They usually run the other way. ]
[People will do that when you snap at them enough, Sandor! Daisy, she's made of stronger stuff than that.]
Okay. Am I a shitty kisser, then? Otherwise what's the big deal? Pretty sure we're both grownups and it's just a kiss, I'm not asking you to fuck me on the table.
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Date: 2019-08-16 01:04 am (UTC)What was that for?
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Date: 2019-08-18 03:49 am (UTC)Just saying hello. Introducing myself. Hi. I'm Daisy.
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Date: 2019-08-18 06:07 am (UTC)Do you normally say hello like that?
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Date: 2019-08-27 10:51 pm (UTC)[Feel special, Sandor. Feel ever so privileged. Or something. As Daisy isn't really moving out of his space (not encroaching, exactly, but not not doing that either), it's clear that Sir Grumpy Cat's grumpiness isn't deterring her.]
Though really, is that honestly the weirdest thing to happen to you here?
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Date: 2019-09-04 06:38 pm (UTC)No.
[ But the look on his face says otherwise because, hello Daisy, it's not normal for pretty women to come up and kiss him out of the blue. They usually run the other way. ]
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Date: 2019-09-12 04:04 pm (UTC)Okay. Am I a shitty kisser, then? Otherwise what's the big deal? Pretty sure we're both grownups and it's just a kiss, I'm not asking you to fuck me on the table.
[She paused, then moved a shoulder in a shrug.]
I mean, I wouldn't say no, either.
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Date: 2019-09-14 03:07 am (UTC)No. [ He grumbles when she asks that because, no, she is not a shitty kisser. At all.
And damn it if he doesn't look at the table when she mentions fucking her on there. ]
Usually, people run in the other direction.
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Date: 2019-09-17 02:05 pm (UTC)Some people do if you chew on them hard enough. Me, I'll just bite back.